So you've decided to hang on to your car, and get every single mile out of you can. Good for you- but it's going to cost you! Relax- probably not as much as if you decided to buy a new car, but what you can't afford to do is ignore repairs- sometimes you don't have a choice! But repairs don't have to be costly- in fact, many can be patched yourself! How?- Charles Pluddeman writes for MSN Autos- it's not as hard as you might think! In the military, it's called field expedience: making do with what you have available. If you're driving an older car or truck, the application of a little field expedience could just save you a few bucks — maybe more — in the short term. No military experience? Were you a Girl, or a Boy Scout? Ah-ha- now that motto is coming back to you: Be prepared.
If you are keeping a clunker on the road, make that motto yours. A few basic tools and materials stashed in your vehicle's trunk will greatly enhance your field-expedience success rate. If your odometer is reaching, or is passed! the 200,000 mile mark, better put together a do-it-all-just-in-case tool kit that stays in your car, and includes in it some basic hand tools, like a multitip screwdriver, locking pliers and an adjustable wrench. Other good ideas for your kit: a wire cutter, plastic zip ties, a few feet of mechanic's wire, a small multi-tool and, of course, a roll of duct tape.
Please remember
to exercise as many safety precautions as possible when attempting any
repairs on your vehicle — even the most minor ones. Autos are heavy
machines, so chock a tire to keep the car from rolling, take care
around belts or other moving parts, and let engines and mufflers cool
before touching them. Consult an auto repair manual for any further
safety precautions.
Here are 14 patchwork repairs anyone can accomplish:
Blown Hose
While generous wraps of duct tape can be used to patch a failed radiator or heater hose temporarily, you need to get a new hose pronto, since the heat will deteriorate the adhesive quickly. Another adhesive on the market is called Rescue Tape- much more expensive than duct tape, but another option. It's a self-fusing silicone tape specifically designed to withstand extreme pressure and temperature, and used in place of duct tape for other repairs/fixes you might have. If the hose has failed close to its end, it may be possible to unclamp the hose, cut that portion off and reattach the remainder. A blown hose usually means a loss of radiator fluid, so remember to top off the cooling system with a 50/50 mix of antifreeze and water as soon as you can.
A Squeaky Belt
Try a dab of a non-abrasive cleanser to quiet a squealing serpentine belt, which drives the alternator and other accessories on late-model engines. One mechanic says he puts a few drops on the inside of the belt where it goes around the lowest pulley, and the mild abrasive removes the shiny glaze from the belt. Of course, you do this while the engine is off. Otherwise, this is a dangerous repair.
Hanging Exhaust Pipes...
The exhaust pipes of most late-model vehicles are made of stainless or coated steel that resists corrosion, but the fasteners and other components that hold it up can still fail, leaving your muffler dragging on the pavement. The pipes are often hung from the chassis with rubber donuts or straps that can break. You can secure the pipe to this hanger with wire — a piece of coat hanger will do the job. (Coat hanger in the kit: check.)
Or a Noisy Exhaust
An exhaust pipe that has broken or has a hole in it can often be mended with a soda can and a couple of stainless-steel hose clamps. Cut the ends off the can, and then cut it lengthwise (scissors can cut an aluminum can). Wrap the can around the affected section of pipe, and secure it on each end with the hose clamps. A thicker piece of metal, such as an old license plate, will last longer. This should always be a temporary repair, of course, since any exhaust leak under the car can be dangerous.
No Brakes
A professional mechanic tells the story of how he once got home after a brake line failed. When the brake pedal went to the floor, he discovered one of the steel brake lines had failed near a back wheel. He cut the line, bent it over itself, and crimped it tight with a vise grip (yep- so go ahead and include one of those in your kit.) This left him with brakes on three wheels and, after topping off the master cylinder to replace the lost fluid, he was able to limp to a shop.
Without jumper cables or an emergency jumper battery, you are stuck. That is, unless your car or truck has a manual transmission, in which case you can practice the ancient art of "bump starting." You'll need a hill to roll down, or friends to push the car. The driver turns on the ignition key, puts the transmission in second or third gear, and holds in the clutch. Get the car rolling, and then let out the clutch. The car's momentum turns over the engine, and it will start. This almost always works on older vehicles with carburetors. Cars with fuel injection need to generate enough electrical charge to energize the fuel system, and if the battery is stone dead a bump start might not work. It's easier just to carry jumper cables.
Frozen Door Lock
If moisture from rain or the car wash gets into the key slot of the door lock (and you don't have remote entry), you could be locked out on a freezing morning. First, of course, try another door if that's an option. If not, try warming the key. A pocket lighter can be used — the key does not have to be red hot, just warm. Slide it into the lock and wiggle it a little. The warm key will thaw the moisture, and you're in. Later, shoot a little WD-40 into the lock to displace the moisture.
Locked Out
It used to be easy to break into a locked car with a coat hanger snaked past the window frame. But it's even easier to simply unlock the door with a spare key you've stashed someplace on the car, like a tie wrap under the right, or left, front bumper...or someplace else, since that location is now "out there"! For late-model cars, get a duplicate made of the key that opens just the door (not the $150 microchip-equipped ignition key). If your car door can only be unlocked electronically, you'd probably be wise to practice some with that coat hanger.
Leaking Fuel Tank
This one is absolutely a temporary repair. A small fuel tank
Wiper blades can often be renewed by scrubbing them with some window cleaner and a rag, or the abrasive side of a kitchen sponge. This removes the oxidation, dirt, oil and dead-bug residue that causes the blades to leave streaks behind.
Stuck Lug Nuts
It's impossible to change a flat tire if you can't loosen corroded or overtightened lug nuts. Too many cars come with dinky lug wrenches that do not provide much leverage. Try this: Place the wrench on the nut so its handle is horizontal at the 9 o'clock position. Then stand on the wrench. Try bouncing a little. If this does not work, get someone heavier to stand on the wrench.
Stuck Wheel
In regions that get lots of snow, road salt and de-icing chemicals can cause the center of an aluminum wheel to fuse to the steel or iron hub behind it. If the lug nuts are off but the wheel is stuck to the car, try this: Thread the lug nuts back on, but leave them loose. Lower the jack so the car's weight is back on the wheel. Then, give the side of the car a couple of good shoves. This should break the wheel free, but the lug nuts will keep it attached to the car. You could also try driving the car a few feet on the loose lugs if pushing it doesn't work, but don't go too far.
Broken Antenna
Radio reception can often be restored by inserting a length of wire cut from a coat hanger into the remains of a hollow antenna that's been snapped off. Secure the wire with a little duct tape. Bend the wire into a clever shape for a custom look.
Broken Window
Some heavy plastic and duct tape can be used to make a surprisingly effective repair over a broken window or one that's stuck in a down position. NASCAR pit crews use tape to secure fenders on cars that can travel at 200 mph, so it should also work for you. For plastic, a garbage bag will work in a pinch, but heavier-gauge sheeting from a home-repair store will last longer and, if it's clear, probably offer better visibility. Cut the plastic to a shape slightly larger than the window opening, and secure it with tape around the edges. After you get the window fixed, WD-40 will dissolve the adhesive residue left behind by the duct tape.
Harder work than you might be used to when it comes to your car? Well, yes. But it's better than paying a whole lot lot of money that you might just care to use for something else- hello, holidays!
John
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